"Re: Coverage Authorization
Dear Her Royal Fabulousness:
Monster Health Plan has authorized coverage for the following covered services, to be provided by Major Boston Area Fertility Clinic.
Type of Service: Complete IVF Case Rate (whatever that means)
Number of Cycles: 3 (6 Lifetime Limit)
Expiration Date: 11/7/2012
Blah, Blah, fine print, Blah
Monster Health Plan Clinical Services Department."
Feeling very, very thankful right now.